Harry Potter fans are corrupt.

Fans of Harry Potter disapprove of leaking information regarding events in each new book that comes out. They shun upon anybody willing to stand up and voice the truth.

These evil hearted elitists like to throw around words like "ruin" and "spoil it for everyone" to keep people from being educated. But smart people know it's just a cover-up to keep the general population dumb and uninformed. The only spell being cast here is a "darkness" spell to keep the masses in the dark so they can go about their ignorant lives blissful and happy.

It's time we stand up for our freedom. It's time we stand up for what's true and righteous. No more oppressing muggles. No more burying of knowledge. No more thought police. I demand that it is no longer a social taboo to conceal components of our culture in an attempt to gain power.

That's why tonight I purchased the new hp book. I just finished reading the whole thing cover to cover and I will now heroically share the knowledge that the system and corrupt populous doesn't want you to know.

In the 7th book of Harry Potter:
Harry Potter starts wearing makeup and growing his hair out. On page ten, Harry snaps and goes postal and flips out on Hogwarts with pipe bombs and semi-automatic weapons. There are no survivors.
Fuck Harry Potter.
The end.

Last updated July 21st, 2007