Something must be done about Jews
Jews' presence in the East helps nothing and creates constant conflict with the world. It's time we put an end to it.
That's why I support Nazism. I agree with their theory, but their methods are twisted. Which makes sense if you know what actually happened in the Holocaust. It's not that Hitler was a bad guy. The holocaust was a complete misunderstanding. It went like this: On 1932, Hitler was given an assignment from God.
Hitler had a huge party the night before. Before he woke up to read the note, one of his buddies spilled coffee all over the table.
Simple misunderstanding. No big deal. We shouldn't get all butthurt at Hitler. If anything, the guilt for genocide should be put on coffee brands for making their products extra dark and creamy. Otherwise Hitler could have read the note. Coffee is the real anti-semitic evil.
Where Nazis went wrong wasn't in relocating the Jews, it was in relocating Jews to heaven. Which is, again, a good idea in theory. Moving to heaven is quick, easy, and there's no security deposite.
Unfortunately, Heaven is a bad place for Jews. There's no legal system or bank transaction errors to troubleshoot or issues of little significane to be overly cynical and self-deprecating about. Jews in heaven are bored and listless.
That's why it's important we choose a better location this time. Some place where Jews will be safe and happy with lots of activities to do and then whine about when they're done.
It has to be some place with a coast line and temperate climate that can sustain about ten million people. It can't have any Muslims, Germans, or nearby. And no intelligent neighbors that might intimidate the Jews into snapping and invading everywhere randomly.
There's one obvious place that comes to mind.
Jew benefits of Georgia are -
- Plenty of shoreline
- Hot summers
- Cold winters
- Georgia is rated as a five star city
- Extra crispy bagels
- Plenty of economical problems to complain about
- Thousands of law firms
- A flawless record of holocaustlessness
Also, they can take refuge in the fact that their coast line is a profile of a Jew nose.
So I hereby proclaim...
Actually, I take that back. The more I think about this, the dumber it becomes. How embarassing. What a horrible idea. Giving Georgia to the Jews? What a bunch of bullshit I came up with. Somebody gas me. Oh man.
Hmm, there must be a good place to send the Jews. Oh, I know. Hell.
Last updated September 8th, 2007