I'm banned.

Someone sent this to me:

It would be one thing if my site were popular and I had enough online pull to create a huge underground movement. Tragically, I'm not even famous yet. Why can't WebSense pick on someone their own size? Why me and my poor defenseless personal page?

What cock suckers. It says it's restricted due to "adult content." What the fucking crap is that? They call this fucking shit adult content? Fucking whoreface cunt douche maggot fucksluts. My website is fucking pristine.

So what if I talk about masturbating, anal sex, and guys stretching their colon to the diameter of a football. That's nothing toddlers can't watch on pornography tapes that they kiped from their parent's "private" drawer. I don't see WebSense getting off their ass and stopping kids from stealing porn from their parents. When I was a kid, I had so much porno. Holy shit.

A good ripoff artist would block WebSense users from viewing my page, but I don't know how to do that. However, I do know how to use Photoshop, so I designed their company a new and catchier logo:

I try to be a team player, but obviously these "WebSense" characters have never heard of the first amendment. Here is an excerpt from it:

"In the late 1900s when the internet is hereto made, freedom of speech hereforeto holds true to all kickass websites and therefore heretofore should not be banned by asshole corporate dickfaces."

Oh well. I guess I'll have to start a new site or something.

Last updated September 23rd, 2004